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2p America x reader

You were at your kitchen of course making breakfast like any other person would, you lived alone so you didn't really need to make extra's.
Until a certain American found his way inside and right to the kitchen.

"Hello Al" You said back to him making your eggs.
"Fuck, you already knew" The American huffed sitting at the table.
"You're early"
"So? I'm here aren't I?"
"mmhmm, want some eggs? I know you won't eat much that I made here" By the way you made eggs and bacon...(I learned that 2p America is a vegen yes?)
"Yeah sure" Al just answered simply

Ah, It's funny how he said yes so simply to you about the eggs. You see he think's egg's are okay to eat. But...
Finishing the eggs you placed them down in front of him, happy to finally eat, Al stuffed his face.
You watched him intently eating as you ate your own food.

"Why the fuck do you keep looking at me like that" Al looked up from his eggs, red eyes glaring. You continued to look at him seriously, He figured it must of been of importance so he leaned in. "What is it?"
"Do you know what you just did?" You whispered to him.
"Eat eggs?"
"No!" You slammed your hands on the table causing the American to jump slightly from your sudden outburst "You just ate chicken abortion's!"

Al stopped, dropped his head to the eggs to look long and hard at them, His tanned skin paling as he realized this. Throwing your hands up in the air.

"You evil son of a bitch! How could you do this?!" You stated with a serious tone. Well of course you were just messin with the man.
"No....fuck you!" Al yelled, feeling betrayed in himself for doing this, he truly was at a loss for words.

You cracked a smile watching the confused mess in front of you. Outside you can hear snickering as Matt walked in patting your shoulder, a mocking grin on his face as he watched his brother just stare at the eggs.

"You got the damned hoser good this time" Matt stated walking away to eat your food.
Al looked up at you. "I.Am.going.to.fuck.you.right.up!" He snarled getting to his feet. You of course got the fuck outa there.


END!
I'm sorry.
This was done quickly and I didn't want to forget it
I thought of this when I was at the bus stop....It sounded so much better......
I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE MESS UPS

I DO NOT OWN 2P AMERICA OR 2P MATT THEY GO TO WHOEVER MADE EM
I OWN STORY
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:iconfirederpducky:
FireDerpDucky Featured By Owner Mar 11, 2015
"No....fuck you!" Al yelled, feeling betrayed in himself for doing this, he truly was at a loss for words. 


AL

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING FUCK YOU FOR?
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Tsubaki1833 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2015  Student Digital Artist
"You're eating chicken abortions!"

XD I just died!
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Elise888 Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Actually... it's more like he's eating chicken periods, since the eggs that you buy in stores are typically unfertilized. Also... I'm pretty sure vegans don't eat any animal products - milk, eggs, cheese, etc. Otherwise, it's a great story!
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elfmoon3 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Bring it on, I'm not afraid of those 2p nations anyway
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ah, no? That's good then.
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:iconelfmoon3:
elfmoon3 Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Ha, they can do whatever they want with me for all I care, the most coolest and toughest people I know taught me to never back down from a fight
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 13, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
aye, best not to but always best to do so depends on whats happening really.
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:iconelfmoon3:
elfmoon3 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Whatever
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:icontrianna-shope:
Trianna-Shope Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
Awe you confused a vegan with a vegetarian but that's okay you weren't the first and I highly doubted that you will be the last and I give you props for trying to stay true to character
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
ah thank you, and I'm sorry
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:icontrianna-shope:
Trianna-Shope Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015
All in all this is very funny good job and don't hate me for pointing it out
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
The eggs we eat are unfertilised eggs in a chicken's womb that come out
and vegans don't eat eggs
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i know- it was just a terrible idea i came up with on the bus.
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
I looooooove it though
I mean we can't all know everything right?

we are not as awesome as Prussia
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
aye that is true-
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Stop being Scotland!
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
NEYH? NEH? NAH MAN-
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:iconlucijohn:
Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Really?
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahaha, 
No that was a joke
Aye mate lad and lass is something i do say..
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AloisTrancyLover Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
This is really funny! It's just that vegans don't eat eggs anyways! Only ovo-vegetarians do! Not trying to be mean, just being my normal vegan self; Always pushing my habits on others by mistake! :3
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
nono it's quite alright. this is a year or so old and I just kind went with it....
i'm rather sorry myself
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:iconaloistrancylover:
AloisTrancyLover Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
Nah, you're fine! I don't mind at all :)
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AnimeKitty2014 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014
I laughed sooooooooo hard and I tried not make a bunch of noise cuz it's really late at night.
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gingersnap48 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014
me: haha chicken abortions
friend: the actual hell
me: SHUT UP....... let me enjoy this moment
friend: * crying in a corner *
me: ha chicken abortions f-ing hilarious
other friend: whats wrong with her
me: chicken abortions * poker face *
other friend : *backs away slowly *
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sarahsmiles16 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014  Student Writer
lol chicken abortians
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:iconmymaplesyrup:
Mymaplesyrup Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Wouldn't that be chicken period?
Good story though.
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vampcute Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student
chicken abortion...now that's new :P
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ccarmody101 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Omg chicken abortions XD
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:iconmochi-and-2p-rose:
Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Briliant plan
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
thank you
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:iconmochi-and-2p-rose:
Mochi-and-2P-Rose Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
your welcome
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sunnyh625 Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
lol, chicken abortions that's brilliant
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froggy3636 Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
but im a vegan so i wouldnt have done that. also vegans dont eat any animals dairy or eggs so he wouldnt have eaten them if he was a vegan but if he was a vegetarian he would have eaten them.
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FaiFlowriteFangirl11 Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol chicken abortions.  :iconrussiaishappyplz:
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
after a year its still funny apperently
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
This is going on your wall of fame.
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I have a wall of fame .3.??
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Yes.
Do you have a problem? ^^
If we do, we could always make that problem disappeat, da~?
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
nonononono it's fine I'm fine with that!
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Student General Artist
^^ Always works with the soft ones.
Always.
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Soft ones?
I'm just a big baby hahhaa
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:iconlonelyreaper2012:
LonelyReaper2012 Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Student General Artist
Is there a problem with what I just said?

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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
well noo
I get my own fame area hell yeah
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PrussiaLover01 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
lol chicken abortions, you put that so nicely
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
nehehehehe thank ya
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:iconprussialover01:
PrussiaLover01 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
ur welcome :)
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iloverussiasomuch Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
best fucking story ever
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
thank ya
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:iconlaurenjr:
LaurenJr Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014
Run reader-chan run!!! Dammit Matt why don't you save my ass while your at it hmm? You've got a hockey stick- use it!
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:iconbluewoundedwolf:
BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Too busy eating your food
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