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2p America x reader

You were at your kitchen of course making breakfast like any other person would, you lived alone so you didn't really need to make extra's.
Until a certain American found his way inside and right to the kitchen.

"Hello Al" You said back to him making your eggs.
"Fuck, you already knew" The American huffed sitting at the table.
"You're early"
"So? I'm here aren't I?"
"mmhmm, want some eggs? I know you won't eat much that I made here" By the way you made eggs and bacon...(I learned that 2p America is a vegen yes?)
"Yeah sure" Al just answered simply

Ah, It's funny how he said yes so simply to you about the eggs. You see he think's egg's are okay to eat. But...
Finishing the eggs you placed them down in front of him, happy to finally eat, Al stuffed his face.
You watched him intently eating as you ate your own food.

"Why the fuck do you keep looking at me like that" Al looked up from his eggs, red eyes glaring. You continued to look at him seriously, He figured it must of been of importance so he leaned in. "What is it?"
"Do you know what you just did?" You whispered to him.
"Eat eggs?"
"No!" You slammed your hands on the table causing the American to jump slightly from your sudden outburst "You just ate chicken abortion's!"

Al stopped, dropped his head to the eggs to look long and hard at them, His tanned skin paling as he realized this. Throwing your hands up in the air.

"You evil son of a bitch! How could you do this?!" You stated with a serious tone. Well of course you were just messin with the man.
"No....fuck you!" Al yelled, feeling betrayed in himself for doing this, he truly was at a loss for words.

You cracked a smile watching the confused mess in front of you. Outside you can hear snickering as Matt walked in patting your shoulder, a mocking grin on his face as he watched his brother just stare at the eggs.

"You got the damned hoser good this time" Matt stated walking away to eat your food.
Al looked up at you. "I.Am.going.to.fuck.you.right.up!" He snarled getting to his feet. You of course got the fuck outa there.


END!
I'm sorry.
This was done quickly and I didn't want to forget it
I thought of this when I was at the bus stop....It sounded so much better......
I AM SORRY FOR ALL THE MESS UPS

I DO NOT OWN 2P AMERICA OR 2P MATT THEY GO TO WHOEVER MADE EM
I OWN STORY
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  New member
The eggs we eat are unfertilised eggs in a chicken's womb that come out
and vegans don't eat eggs
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
i know- it was just a terrible idea i came up with on the bus.
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  New member
I looooooove it though
I mean we can't all know everything right?

we are not as awesome as Prussia
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
aye that is true-
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  New member
Stop being Scotland!
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
NEYH? NEH? NAH MAN-
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Lucijohn Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  New member
Really?
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
hahahahaha, 
No that was a joke
Aye mate lad and lass is something i do say..
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AloisTrancyLover Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
This is really funny! It's just that vegans don't eat eggs anyways! Only ovo-vegetarians do! Not trying to be mean, just being my normal vegan self; Always pushing my habits on others by mistake! :3
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
nono it's quite alright. this is a year or so old and I just kind went with it....
i'm rather sorry myself
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